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My name is Rachel. I'm an Aquarius, I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women.

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solitarycheese:

clambistro:

burgerrr:

circuit-city:

whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale

this is good

Gonna adopt this method of dealing

perfect

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posted 14 hours ago
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serkets:

reasons i dont want to go back to school

  • homework
  • being forced to be around dumb,horrible, and mean people for so long
  • have to wear a bra
  • forced social interaction
  • gross teachers 
  • having to actually put on clothes that arent pajamas
  • have to wake up early
  • cant stay up too late
  • no sleeping in class
  • no eating in class
  • less time for internet and friends 
  • did i mention that 80% of ppl here are giant assholes

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anakite:

omg

anakite:

omg

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undeadhatred:

smells-like-egoraptor:

hey, guess what..
creepypasta

for fucks sakes

undeadhatred:

smells-like-egoraptor:

hey, guess what..

creepypasta

for fucks sakes

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posted 14 hours ago
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dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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fearsomeinnovation:

starlightexcellent:

My roommates and I carved pumpkins.

I made this one.

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Here it is with a candle.

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Happy Halloween.

GOD

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posted 14 hours ago
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herpowerisherown:

LIFE 

herpowerisherown:

LIFE 

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posted 15 hours ago
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i-came-from-baltimore:

oh my god 

i-came-from-baltimore:

oh my god 

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posted 15 hours ago
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croatoan-fallen-angel:

NotWhatSherl?

NotWhatSherl

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lapfulofmisha:

marbearflair:

gaymommy:

samisforsamurai:

fuckingwhiskey:

if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick

Or maybe they’ve only seen one boob

not even a set of boobs because boobs are usually 2 different sizes

just one boob

all by its lonesome

a singular boob floating aimlessly through the void

incredible

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HOW IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT

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tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

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